I'm gonna crap in your mouth

So, about 10 years ago I started doing counted cross-stitch to have some craft to do while I was watching TV.  I started with a huge Noah's Ark Sampler.  I worked on this for a few years on and off and then started looking for other Cross-stitch patterns that I liked. NOT MANY.  I decided to make one for my husband with a quote that we like to use frequently in our marriage.

Sorry this is such a bad scan but it has been framed.