ASMR Head Massage Role Play

Ok, this should have better audio and video quality.  I'm figuring it out.  I started off with the head massage and ended with the self massage as I think people prefer the former.  Let me know.

ASMR Quiet Back Massage

Take a break to relax and receive a full back massage.  Close your eyes or look at the candles under the massage table.  You can also listen to this video for a great massage routine to follow when giving someone else a massage.
So we have better audio on this one but no visual vs. poor audio on the head massage.

Head Massage by Candle Light ASMR

Does anyone like this?  I know it is dark but I'm still kind of incognito.  Let me know if this works for ASMR for anyone.  I have lots more massage techniques and can make regular videos.  Please comment and let me know.

Never heard of ASMR?  I bet you have felt it.  Click this link to learn more about it: http://www.asmr-research.org/

I wouldn't go into the woods today...

And the coup de grace.  That is a creepy poem and I think this is what it's about.

If you go down to the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise
If you go down to the woods today
You'd better go in disguise

ABCDEF3

Ok, so it's not dirty but we wanted something my husband could put in his office and thought it would be funny to teach kid's the alphabet wrong.  One person has ever noticed a problem with it and she knew about my "artwork."  ABCDEF3...HIKJLMNOQ...RRS..TUP..WXYVZ these are not my ABC's you probably shouldn't play with me.

Dog Fart Sluts

I got an email with the subject line "Dog Fart Sluts."

What does that mean! I thought I would save my computer by not clicking on the link to find out.

I decided this girl was probably a dog fart slut.

I should probably do a whole series of spam subject line cross-stitch.