I wouldn't go into the woods today...

And the coup de grace.  That is a creepy poem and I think this is what it's about.

If you go down to the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise
If you go down to the woods today
You'd better go in disguise

ABCDEF3

Ok, so it's not dirty but we wanted something my husband could put in his office and thought it would be funny to teach kid's the alphabet wrong.  One person has ever noticed a problem with it and she knew about my "artwork."  ABCDEF3...HIKJLMNOQ...RRS..TUP..WXYVZ these are not my ABC's you probably shouldn't play with me.

Dog Fart Sluts

I got an email with the subject line "Dog Fart Sluts."

What does that mean! I thought I would save my computer by not clicking on the link to find out.

I decided this girl was probably a dog fart slut.

I should probably do a whole series of spam subject line cross-stitch.